you-have-been-johnlocked:

you-have-been-johnlocked:

you-have-been-johnlocked:

So my mom said I can choose the picture for my birthday cake on Thursday and at that moment I laughed hysterically because it’s going to be one of these pictures

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It was an unintentional superwholock…….

She doesn’t understand my need to have middle-aged men on my birthday cake.

UPDATE:

I’m getting all three!

UPDATE:

We ended up bringing it to a restaurant……

(Source: mirandasexnoise)

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

i-will-die-laughing:

interacting with popular people

(Source: kyan-pepper)

was watching star trek with some friends and their grandma walks in and thinks we’re watching porn.

i almost got kicked out of the house by an elderly lady today.

someone was just born

(Source: h0odrich)

(Source: freecocaine)

noticeablygeese:

Sass for days

(Source: bricesander)

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

sexymedic:

sexymedic:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

never 4get