revelation station.

math test:	a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:	the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:	explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:	The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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The Simpsons

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me not being productive at all

this is my work schedule

8:30 - Get in lab

9:00 - Actually open up MatLab to start programming

9:01 - Do hardcore programming for an hour, and pump out a buttload of functions and shit. Submit only one file out of many.

10:00 - Stumbleupon

1:00 - Lunch

2:00 - Get back from lunch

3:00 - Upload another file so it looks like I have been working

4:30 - Upload another file, leave.

pretty legit

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Exactly my face when someone tells me that LOL

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Yeah! Bras should be allowed in public!

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this show is hilarious

Chris Hansen:	I take it you're a virgin.
Predator:	No.
Chris Hansen:	Not you. I'm reading from the conversation between you and Tasha.
Chris Hansen:	I want to blank your brains out.
Chris Hansen:	I can't control my horny level.